physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

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@2 hours ago with 166793 notes

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@4 hours ago with 208 notes
#his hair #his face #him 

crrocs:

i have seen the depths of hell

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@9 hours ago with 8675 notes

wimpynoodle:

I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT

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@1 day ago with 31386 notes

pizza:

an epic trilogy

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@1 day ago with 45488 notes

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

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oh

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@4 hours ago with 4910 notes

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@4 hours ago with 192 notes
#jesus fuck 

anyway so I have decided that I hate school and am going to drop out and become an escort and before you say ‘but courteney your throwing your future away’ no. I researched this not thoroughly but enough to convince my naive brain. and no i do not have to the sex or be pretty, i just get to be an companion for people and if sex happens then it happens but I can say no and money and apparently it is a very professional business. And they like smart people so your rates are higher is your smart apparently and all the awards go to me because i quit school.

bye.

@1 day ago with 2 notes
#blog #this is my fall back plan #maybe richard will need an escort and that is how we will meet and he will remember from the q&a and then we will have the sex and babies and married #someone tell me this isnt a good idea because this is sounding really appealing atm #in response to my 2 english tasks. 

unfollower:

i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive

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@1 day ago with 79433 notes
theamericankid:

Koala’s response to being petted

> Things like this really brighten up my day, never enough awww on tbfs.

theamericankid:

Koala’s response to being petted

> Things like this really brighten up my day, never enough awww on tbfs.

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@1 day ago with 62256 notes
#i h8 u koala