I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
@4 hours ago with 4910 notes
anyway so I have decided that I hate school and am going to drop out and become an escort and before you say ‘but courteney your throwing your future away’ no. I researched this not thoroughly but enough to convince my naive brain. and no i do not have to the sex or be pretty, i just get to be an companion for people and if sex happens then it happens but I can say no and money and apparently it is a very professional business. And they like smart people so your rates are higher is your smart apparently and all the awards go to me because i quit school.
@1 day ago with 2 notes
#blog #this is my fall back plan #maybe richard will need an escort and that is how we will meet and he will remember from the q&a and then we will have the sex and babies and married #someone tell me this isnt a good idea because this is sounding really appealing atm #in response to my 2 english tasks.
i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive
@1 day ago with 79433 notes