i am like a hexagon
all my hecks r gone
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@8 hours ago with 16686 notesconcernedresidentofbakerstreet:
is it data or data
is it route or route
is it caramel or caramel
is it either or either
is it read or readis it lead or lead
Maybe its Maybelline
I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.
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@1 day ago with 190847 notesI had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
oh
(via g-eeky)
@1 day ago with 30410 notesanyway so I have decided that I hate school and am going to drop out and become an escort and before you say ‘but courteney your throwing your future away’ no. I researched this not thoroughly but enough to convince my naive brain. and no i do not have to the sex or be pretty, i just get to be an companion for people and if sex happens then it happens but I can say no and money and apparently it is a very professional business. And they like smart people so your rates are higher is your smart apparently and all the awards go to me because i quit school.
bye.
@2 days ago with 2 notesi automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive
(via effloresc-e)
@2 days ago with 79616 notes