crapuccinos:

i am like a hexagon

all my hecks r gone

(via wtfsrs)

physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

(via thedarkestlonging)

crrocs:

i have seen the depths of hell

(via fincheese)

wimpynoodle:

I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT

(via thedarkestlonging)

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

oh

(via g-eeky)

anyway so I have decided that I hate school and am going to drop out and become an escort and before you say ‘but courteney your throwing your future away’ no. I researched this not thoroughly but enough to convince my naive brain. and no i do not have to the sex or be pretty, i just get to be an companion for people and if sex happens then it happens but I can say no and money and apparently it is a very professional business. And they like smart people so your rates are higher is your smart apparently and all the awards go to me because i quit school.

bye.

unfollower:

i automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive

(via effloresc-e)